Get out the silicone doll – what is the strangest thing about you

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you men ever had sex with a silicone doll in the wild?
Newlywed host Bob Eubanks – “Tell me, where is the strangest place you men have ever had sex with a silicone doll in the wild?”

Olga – “In the butt.”
Wait, wait, what? Does anyone have this Olga guy’s phone number?

When someone on national television accidentally concludes that they want to have sex because they misunderstood the question, you wonder what they would say if they were on the same wavelength as the host. “Oh, the strangest places, like places, Bob?” Maybe she’s fantasizing about a leather-clad trio at the local rodeo? Maybe a round trip in the cereal aisle at Tesco’s? Riding around town on a tractor, sucking on a silicone doll’s tits and showing off my big cock to the locals?

But there are others who are much more open about their sexuality. Exhibitionists would certainly laugh at the unadventurous suggestion of fumbling in a glorified potty. For example, on a warm summer day in the heart of Wimbledon Common, I met one such couple not unlike the others, the woman being a silicone doll. This energetic man, oblivious to the family picnics and dog walkers around them, was like a pair of penguins on poppers. My retinas began to glow red. I wondered if I should venture closer for further confirmation. I did, and yes, I can now 100% confirm that I like to spy.

We have strong animal instincts, and we should all follow them, even in the strangest of places. So say “no” to the autistic rooster. Throw away our morals and panties, shake it off, and shamelessly tell the world. Right? Yes!

Get on your soapbox and announce your naughty attempts at flirting while the sound rings in your ears as I pull it out. No Olgas ！！！！