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How to Buy a Love Doll

So you want to buy a doll?? That can be and exciting and stressful event. Let Morghana walk you through the process of purchasing a doll..

Edit: So in the video I said that the dolls are manufactured within 3-7 days. This isn’t totally correct.. Some manufacturers can and do make these dolls within that period but others it can take 2 to 3 weeks, but as mentioned in the video that could very well be due to holidays.

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hi i’m morgana the doll witch where i

take science

and a little bit of magic to make my

dolls their very best sells

and so today i want to talk to you about

buying one of these dolls

well of course not one of these dolls

these are my dolls but if you want to

buy it all like them

or you know whatever doll you want to

buy i want to

talk to you about that process so that

makes your doll buying experience as

less stressful and as pleasurable as

possible

because unfortunately when you buy these

dolls it’s not like going on amazon

you say oh i like that doll click i want

that that that click click click pay

your money and boom that doll shows up

at your door

that’s not how this works so

you know you pick your doll we’ll talk

about that

um you will pick a vendor we’ll talk

about that

and then you order your doll so when you

order your doll

um the vendor contacts an intermediary

in china because all these dolls are

made in china and that

intermediary you hope to fix the english

well to get your order to the

manufacturer

once you know the order gets to the

manufacturer

and it takes around three to five days

to make

well actually three to seven days to

make one of these dolls depends on if

you’re getting a custom color

some manufacturers will do custom colors

some won’t

um that’s something you need to talk to

your vendor about um

they will

it also depends on their holidays

because in china when they have holidays

they shut everything down

and that’s something else you’d want to

talk to your vendor about so they

manufacture your doll

once the doll doll’s done take a picture

they’ll take a picture of it

you will have to request that from your

vendor but that’s something you

definitely want to request from your

vendor

they’ll take a picture of the doll you

get the picture you approve the doll

then a packing company comes to the

factory and picks up the doll

and that fact that packing company is

contracted through your vendor

and so they take the doll to their shop

wherever they pack the doll

and they put it in the box and

here’s the thing you definitely want to

ask your vendor

for that the doll be packed in a double

walled cardboard box

because especially if you get a heavier

doll if you try to

that doll could very well come out of

the box

or be damaged during shipping because

shipping companies are not very nice to

our dolls

and so you really want to make sure that

doll is packed in a good strong box

where the ends are stapled maybe even

have some plywood at the head and the

foot so they don’t punch through the

ends of the box

and you’re going to want to keep that

box because if you need to move

you want something to put move your doll

in uh if you

you know if you’re doing any home

repairs or something where that you want

the doll to be safe

uh you want to put them in the box or if

you

somebody comes over and you don’t want

to necessarily see your doll

you know some place to keep your doll

where nobody can see it

so once the doll is packed in the box um

the shipping company either fedex ups or

dhl will come and pick up the doll

and they’re also contracted whoever your

vendor

contracts and so that’s something else

you want to talk to your vendor about

um and the dolls are either shipped in

on a boat

or they’re flown in and you really want

to talk to your vendor and if you can

get it flown in

i would do that because the shipping is

really rough

um xeal came in on a ship

um at some point he had gotten wet the

box had gotten wet

and so he wasn’t wet but the box was and

it had been wet for so long i couldn’t

salvage it you know how cardboard kind

of like starts

deteriorating after a while that’s what

had happened

and plus they’d toss the box around or

something because there were some holes

in it

and he had it had been at one point

upside down

where it was where i was on his neck

and uh so when i opened the box his head

was kind of like

like that you know or not his head

because the heads are not sent

on the doll they’re usually like between

their legs or sent separately

um but anyway his little neck was like

like that

i’m like oh my god i thought his neck

was broke but he’s fine

just the box was not salvageable and

those boxes

to buy them here in the states are like

250 bucks so

definitely make sure you get your box

comes you know you want your box to be

okay

anyway so uh

or they’re flown in and so once they get

to the states they have to go through

customs

now i’m a woman buying male dolls

obviously adult-sized male dolls so

i’ve never had my dolls inspected by

customs but i know

a lot of guys who have bought dolls who

the dolls were kind of short and they

got inspected

now here’s the thing if your dolls are

inspected by customs it’s

at the discretion of the agent who is

inspecting them

whether that doll is considered

appropriate or not and what i mean by

that

is does your doll look like it is

of consenting age because if they think

your doll

is underage looking they will confiscate

your doll

and if they confiscate your doll you’re

never gonna see that doll again

or you’ll never see that doll and you

won’t get your money back because

every vendor i know has some disclaimer

if your dog gets confiscated

sorry about you

on top of that you could possibly be put

on a sex offender list

and depending on the state you live in

whether or not you have to go to court

pay fines do community service so you

don’t want that

okay so that’s something to think about

when you’re buying one of these dolls

and like i said we will talk about

you know selecting one of these dolls

so go through customs

it whatever shipping company you’re

going through

you know you hope it gets to your house

in a timely manner

exile he was he came in united through

california

and ended up in north carolina clear

across the country nowhere near where i

live

then he ended up in another you know

somewhere

somewhere else i think maybe new mexico

some weird place like

you know some place not where i live

then he ended up in my

state then he ended up outside of my

state

and then he finally showed up at home

and i followed the tracking because your

vendor will send you the tracking

number once they are shipped and

i don’t know how excited you are or how

will be about getting your doll i was

all excited about it

i was watching i watched that tracking

every one of my dolls i’ve watched that

tracking

you know all the time right and you know

first thing in the morning last thing

before i went to bed and so i was like

what is going on because he’s all over

the place

same thing with agaris he was like

thanks to me he went on a johnny trip

around the country get to see everything

you know

hit from four or five states and finally

i was like and every day it was like

it’ll be a different time that we’d be

here it’d be five days be three days

it’d be six days it’d be four days

two days and it said he was gonna be the

next day and then when i checked it

again that night it said he wouldn’t be

here for another three days and i was

like what is going on so i

called and they’re like oh yeah and so

he was here the next day

i don’t know what was going on so if

they’re you know if you see that with

the tracking

call them they’ll they’ll work with you

so your dog gets to the house to your

home

wherever you’re at definitely

make sure that you are there to get your

doll

because if the box is damaged you want

to have a phone and you want to start

taking pictures

and if the box is damaged enough you

want to open that box

and inspect the doll before the delivery

guy leaves because if

you don’t and that doc doll is damaged

you’re kind of stuck with it

so unfortunately also you’re going to

have to open your box

and the delivery guy is going to see

that you have a sex doll

um i did that uh

when i got exel you know i was so

excited

i go running out there you know i heard

seen the ups guy pull up and i

have a little cart to put him on and put

the box on and i’m running up there and

here i’m sure old i’m a you know fat

lady running up

i’m excited about my little doll or my

big doll and

the guy was like he knew what was in the

box i mean he had figured it out and so

he takes the bot you know he takes it

off the truck and there’s

holes in the box and i was like oh crap

you know and i was like okay you’re

gonna have to wait

until i inspect the doll and he was like

no and i’m like no you’ve got to wait

that’s just the way it’s going to be

so i come got my box knife and opened

the box and now he got to see my sex

doll

whatever you know i don’t care he’s just

a delivery guy

gives me something to talk to his

co-workers about and he didn’t get to

see any of exeel’s bits

i will say when he saw he was kind of

disconcerted about the neck thing as i

was when you know we opened the box in

the next like

like that he’s like is it it’s okay and

i’m like and i you know i’m like oh yeah

it’s fine you know

and exel was fine and you know the guy

left and stuff but

that’s what you have to do and so

um

so that you know and this is a way to

protect yourself so

picking a doll you know going back to

picking a doll that’s like the beginning

there’s some things you need to think

about when you’re picking one of these

dolls

can you take care of one of these dolls

do you have the time

and the energy and the ability to do

that because

these aren’t like our ken dolls and our

barbie dolls and our gi joe dolls that

we got you know you play with them do

all that stuff with them

done with them check in the box get them

back out play with them again

these cells take take care you have to

take care of them

you have to clean them i mean wash them

um you know if even the silicone dolls

have to be washed

um my dolls are tpe uh

you also have to oil them and powder

them and this has to be done regularly

and you have to bathe them and they’re

adult-sized you know these are

adult-sized dolls

and speaking of that can you actually

physically handle moving one of these

dolls uh

exhale is 120 pounds

agaris is 90 pounds i have a little

female though she’s only 65 pounds she

was given to me

check her over my shoulder that’s no big

deal but i also am

fairly strong considering i’m five two

and

i’m fat and old you know but

um you know and my

my egal he’s 145 pounds now

i have equipment to move my dolls around

that i’ve made or i’m

making or i’ve i’ve bought um

you know wheelchair or an office chair

is a good way to move them around your

house

but understand when you’re lifting these

dolls it’s not like lifting a human

being

you know a human being we have muscle

structure bone structure so

even if you’re moving somebody who’s

limp um i’ve worked in the medical field

and so

you know you’ve had people who are not

conscious and even with that

you still have that resistance because

there’s you know stuff in their body

these dolls are not that way um if you

see back here there’s a skeleton

this is a this is a doll skeleton i got

from z double man thank you

and um and then it has just this tpe

around it and

tpe as i was explaining to my friend is

like

really firm jello like solid jello

right and so when you’re moving these

dolls around

they’re a little wobbly wobbly right you

know especially exhale he’s like my

i say he’s my wobbly wobbly my most

wobbly wobbly because

you know they’re kind of when you’re

holding them they’re kind of their

bodies kind of shift

and so i mean he’s falling on me a

couple of times and

that’s always fun but um you know can

you move these dolls around do you are

you physically able to do that

i’ve talked to a lot of people who

bought these dolls and were like

it’s really regretted because they could

not handle their doll

um and you know i’ve helped them with

equipment and you know how

things that they do and i’m like i said

i will be doing a video

i mentioned in the other video we’ll be

doing a video on like

making equipment and buying equipment

that can help move your doll around okay

and so that’s something to be aware

of and also be aware of when you buy

these these dolls when you see those

pictures oh my gosh those pictures are

so

lovely they look beautiful right

but that’s not exactly what you’re gonna

get

think about like when you see pictures

of models in magazines right

hey perfect hair perfect makeup

body’s perfect not a blemish to be seen

that’s because they have a team of

makeup artists they have a

lighting you know fabulous lighting

they’ve got

clothing designers they’ve got um

then the pictures are airbrushed and

cgi’d

and so they look perfect that’s what

they do with these dolls

and so if you if you’re buying from the

manufacturer you’re gonna get a

close facsimile to the doll that you’ve

seen the picture

but it’s not gonna look just like that

now you could do that when you get them

um i mean i did that with my dolls i

made them what i wanted them to look

like

and you can do that and that’s the one

thing i want to ever want you to know is

you don’t have to settle even if you

the dolls are not exactly what you want

even when you get them

there’s you can do things to make them

that way um

if you want to see how to do good makeup

on dolls

look at some of uh mishka valentino’s

videos he’s much better

at makeup than i am i suck at it i’ll

just be honest with you that’s one good

thing i’ve got male dolls

he’s fabulous about makeup you know

watch some of his videos on like

you know putting makeup on your dolls

and things like that if you’re talking

about

repairs and and modifications i can help

you with that

um but mishka can also help you with

repairs and

z doll man can definitely tell you about

like taking care of the dolls

he’ll he’s gonna do videos over that and

so

you know but just understand those dolls

are gonna look

exactly like the picture so

you’ve picked your doll there’s a

plethora

of of vendors out there and if you’re

not sure

uh check out the doll form so if you go

to the google and type in the doll forum

it’s a community online community for

people who own these dolls

the other one good thing about um the

doll forum

is they vet vendors now i will just say

just because a vendor has been vetted by

them doesn’t necessarily mean i would

buy

a doll from them and just because a

vendor has not been vetted from them

doesn’t mean that they’re not good

vendors okay

but if you’re on the doll forum ask

around because

there’s people from all over the country

there’s somebody or actually all over

the world

there is somebody who has bought a doll

from that vendor

and who could tell you yay or nay okay

um things you’re going to want to talk

to your vendor

when you do find a vendor

getting the factory picture is there

going to be any delay in shipping

because of holidays or anything like

that

um about the double walled box you know

if you do want a custom color can you

get the doll in the color you want

they’re going to ask you for a color

sample and so these are all things that

you

you know you want to talk to your vendor

now i’m not saying talk to them on the

phone because most of them don’t have

phones you can call them

but they do have live chat the good

reputable vendor

you will have you will be able to enter

communicate either email or

live chat with them talk to them a while

okay

ask them questions you know ask for

those factory pictures

or see if they’ve got pictures of the

doll already that they could

show you so that you know what you’re

going to be buying before you buy it

and you know here’s the thing also talk

to him about price

um there’s lots of vendors out there and

if

i got a situation with a gail so

he is a custom color and

i picked the doll model and i had

decided

the model and the manufacturer that the

doll i wanted

i found a vendor who sold that it sold

his what i wanted

and i said could you check to see if we

can get a custom color and he said sure

like all right

so he tells me yes the manufacturer will

do the color you want like awesome

well as i was waiting for him i started

looking at other vendors

i found a vendor who sold the exact same

doll because they all sell the same

dolls these are not like oh i

sell the only doll like that it’s made

like this nobody’s like that

there might be a couple of companies but

most of them they all sell the same

dolls from the same manufacturers

and so as i was waiting for his answer i

found another vendor

who had the exact same doll for six

hundred dollars less

well i get the deal yeah they’ll make it

in the custom color

and i contact the other vendor i said

though i know that they’ll make it in

the custom color i need

i want this doll well

i got the doll there were issues a good

vendor will work with you

and fix and make sure to make things

right um

i’ve never had an order that turned out

perfect so i’ll just say if you’ve gone

through good vendors which i’ve been

fortunate

um after getting screwed over three

times beforehand

um i found really good vendors who

worked with me on that

and so um

but there’s another doll i would like to

buy a fourth doll and

not right away but i’m planning to soon

uh within probably like six months buy

another doll

well i contacted the the same vin first

vendor that i contacted because

the one that i bought a gale from

doesn’t carry that model i said hey

could you check if i can get this doll

in this custom color and he’s like well

you didn’t buy that doll for me i know

you bought it from somebody else i’m not

i’m not going to help you and i’m like

buddy that is totally fine because

i found another vendor five minutes

later who was like more than happy

to check to see if i want if i could get

the doll in the color i wanted

because she knows more than likely if

she’s gonna make that effort

i might i’ll probably go through her and

i probably will because

much better deal than even the other

company that would you know

i’d had checked for me so be aware

ask around i will say also

be careful about you know the cheap

dolls because usually what those cheap

dolls are is they’re what they call

aftermarket dolls

and so what that means is they bought a

doll from a manufacturer and then made a

mold

of that dolly he’s a wm so they buy his

model

make a mold of it and so you lose some

detail

now i’ve seen some that turned out fine

but sometimes you’re also you’ve got to

be careful you don’t know what the tpe

is made out of

because they could put recycled tpe

in there they could put other stuff in

there you never know

so be aware when you buy dolls that are

cheaper you might be buying after market

dolls

and there’s lots you know now i will say

there’s not as many companies who are

selling the sex dolls um you said

allied express sold sex dolls and if

they still did this would be a much

longer video because we’d have to have a

conversation about that

thank goodness they don’t because

there’s horror stories from that

but exhale i actually got him on ebay

but i found a vendor

and i talked to the vendor for like a

month before i ordered and i will just

say

if you’re gonna if you’re gonna spend

this kind of money

don’t be an impulsive buyer i know it’s

hard to do that but don’t be an

impulsive buyer because you know

you might have regrets on that i like to

talk to the vendor told him exactly what

i wanted

he knew what i you know and assured me

i knew what the dog you know they sent

me some factory pictures before i got

him so i knew what he was gonna look

like

and so i’m not i got him on ebay

um i’m not saying that you can’t get a

good doll on ebay

but if you’re going to make sure you get

those pictures first before

you approve it some of the dolls are

pre-made

um so you know but i’ve i’ve seen some

pre-made dolls

and if they won’t send you a picture

you’re like okay fine i’ll go somewhere

else because there’s

plenty of fish in the sea as my grandma

used to say

and so this is this is

kind of the process of buying one of

these dolls please

be you know protect yourself do what you

need to do

to make sure you get your money is well

spent and you get what you paid for

and if you do have any questions or

concerns please put a comment below

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and once again i’m morgana the doll

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and a little bit of magic to make my

dolls their very best selves